I have been trying to write this blog for 3 days and it has proved difficult. I've been a strange mood since I got back from New Orleans. If you think I was being weird with you this week at some point, I probably was. Sorry about that. My emotions are all over the place. One minute I'm feeling happy, the next I'm angry and pushing people away.
Not really sure what triggered all of this. Could be the pile of old letters I accidentally stumbled upon, could be the binge drinking in NOLA, could be the string of bad decisions I've made recently, could be the winter darkness, could be all of the starving people in Haiti, could be the fact that I haven't spoken to one of my best friends for 2 months, could be the insomnia, could be the Jeff Buckley song on repeat. Who knows. Luckily, I seem to be climbing out of this emotional hole I have dug for myself so hopefully tomorrow will be better. Jeddy, ever the sage, said earlier this week, "Happy endings are stories that haven't finished yet." I'm not sure if that's supposed to be optimistic or just plain sad, but it's something to think about.
I'm really here to write about my adventures in New Orleans, not complain about my sad life. All week, my readers (all 6 of them) have been asking me when my next blog will be published so here you go.
I arrived in NOLA on Thursday afternoon, just in time for rush hour traffic. Amy pulled up to the curb in the Subaru and promptly popped in a little Snoop
Dogg for old time's sake. Amy and I do two things well: eat and drink. First stop after the airport was dinner at
13. There was some confusion since Amy told me it was called 7, but it really is 13. Anyway, we had some delicious tater tots and a couple of beers while we discussed Curtis
Mayfield, the way one checks a state off his/her list, the awesome jukebox, how I should not make eye contact with people and how the service sucked. As we walked out the door, the drunk gentleman who was sitting next to us said, "Now that they're gone, let's eat the good stuff left on their plates."
I guess I should mention that Amy dropped her
BlackBerry into the toilet the night before I arrived. Apparently a cockroach scared the
bejesus out of her and down the
shitter the
Burry went. In order to dry it out she stuck it in a bag of rice for two days...it kind of worked.
We drove home so I could change my clothes and wash the airplane smell off me. Then we were off to try a blueberry
mojito, which was delicious, but the bartender was an a-hole.
Next on to Amy's neighborhood bar, Henry's. Amy has been telling me all about the characters she hangs out with at Henry's and I felt like I already knew most of them. Everyone welcomed me with open arms and free drinks!
Steve, the moody owner
Darren, the hot bartender
Joe, the Fire Marshall
The next morning we woke up bleary eyed and hungry. Fortunately, Amy had made reservations at the New Orleans culinary institution,
Commander's Palace. Unfortunately, the reservations were at 12:30 and we were starving at 9:30 am. We kept ourselves occupied until 12 with
Facebook, random e-mails, crackers and the Food Network.
Commander's Palace is fancy, but they have tacky decor. We were greeted by about 20 people on our way to the table and they had Miss Amy's info on file. She's an important New Orleans institution as well. Lunch is fun at the Palace because martinis are 25 cents all afternoon long! Let's just say we got our money's worth...best buzz I ever got off $1. The food was amazing too. I had turtle soup with extra sherry (yes, real turtle and it was quite tasty), shrimp, grits, bread pudding and chicory coffee. The bread pudding had this whiskey cream sauce that looked a lot like a certain bodily fluid. I ate it anyway.
We returned home full of food and feeling good for 3:30 on a Saturday afternoon. Amy turned on some music and took off her pants.
Where do you go in New Orleans when you're ready to dance? Why Henry's, of course. I was fortunate to meet even more local characters and get free beer. I should tell you that I had a hard time deciphering the New Orleans accent. I couldn't understand half of what anyone was saying to me. I did understand one word: beer. But in NOLA the boys say it like "bee-uh" and it's very cute.
Michael, the Silver Fox
Mike, Chuck, Random Guy
Timmy, the bartender who lives behind the bar; the building, not the actual bar
Anonymous Ashley
Lars from DC
Stacy from NC. She's not fond of Mormons or Prop 8, but she liked me and I liked her back.
I gave Amy some love
Amy and I were so tired from drinking in the afternoon we were in bed by midnight. Which is probably a good thing because Saturday turned out to be quite the experience.